“It’s hard to do a drive-by on your feet”

Jan 6, 2026

Perhaps the only ever musical that’s about a buggy piece of software. From the inimitable Cabel Sasser, this 2006 video about Saints Row, with three songs and a goddamn reprise at the end.

It’s very good.

my car door’s freaking out
it seems to be forever in the concrete barricade
I wonder how I'm ever gonna drive away
this really is isn’t my day
the sparks are flying
people dying
metal frying
and I wonder if there’s more to life
or if I’ll find that this is really it
this game is a piece of work